15 Quotes by Benny Hill
Benny Hill, a beloved British comedian, left an enduring legacy in the world of comedy with his unique blend of slapstick humor, wordplay, and memorable characters. Known for his fast-paced sketches, playful innuendos, and comedic timing, Hill entertained audiences around the globe for several decades. His long-running television show, “The Benny Hill Show,” became an international hit, showcasing his comedic genius and earning him a dedicated fan base. Hill’s ability to blend physical comedy with clever wordplay and satirical commentary made him a true master of his craft. While his humor was often light-hearted and cheeky, he also incorporated social commentary and parodied various aspects of contemporary culture. Benny Hill’s comedic talent, infectious laughter, and timeless sketches continue to bring joy and laughter to audiences, making him an iconic figure in the world of comedy.
Benny Hill Quotes
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Do unto others, then run
That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.
Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right. (Meaning)
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I don’t do something I won’t enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working.
I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell.
― Benny Hill Quotes
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