42 Quotes by Bobby Heenan
Bobby Heenan, also known as "The Brain," was an American professional wrestler, manager, and color commentator who left an indelible mark on the world of wrestling. Known for his quick wit, sharp tongue, and comedic timing, Heenan became one of the most memorable and entertaining figures in the industry. As a manager, he played the role of the conniving villain, accompanying wrestlers to the ring and using his cunning tactics to help them win matches.
Heenan's ability to entertain the audience with his charismatic personality and cutting promos made him a fan favorite and a prominent figure during the golden age of professional wrestling. Beyond his managerial role, Heenan's talents as a color commentator added an extra layer of entertainment to wrestling broadcasts, providing hilarious commentary and memorable one-liners. His impact on the wrestling industry and his ability to entertain and engage fans with his comedic genius continue to be celebrated and remembered by wrestling enthusiasts.
Bobby Heenan Quotes
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. (Meaning)
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
― Bobby Heenan Quotes
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