100 Quotes by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa, a maverick musician and composer, defied categorization and challenged musical norms throughout his career. Zappa's avant-garde approach to music traversed rock, jazz, classical, and experimental genres, often pushing the boundaries of what was considered acceptable in popular music. His band, The Mothers of Invention, became known for their innovative and unconventional sound. Zappa's compositions fused intricate instrumentation with satirical and often controversial lyrics that commented on social and political issues. Beyond his musical pursuits, Zappa was a staunch advocate for free speech and artistic expression. He played a pivotal role in the fight against music censorship, testifying before the U.S. Congress on the topic. Zappa's legacy endures as a testament to his fearlessness in the face of artistic conformity and his lasting impact on the possibilities of musical exploration.
Frank Zappa Quotes
So many books, so little time. (Meaning)
Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA) (Quote Meaning)
My guitar wants to kill your mama. (Meaning)
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'. (Quote Meaning)
One size does not fit all. (Meaning)
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe! (Quote Meaning)
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. (Meaning)
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. (Quote Meaning)
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. (Meaning)
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open. (Quote Meaning)
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny. (Meaning)
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. (Quote Meaning)
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
Without deviation, progress is not possible. (Meaning)
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. (Quote Meaning)
Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not equip you to deal with things like logic; they don't give you the criteria by which to judge between good and bad in any medium or format; and they prepare you to be a usable victim for military-industrial complex that needs manpower.
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. (Meaning)
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be. (Quote Meaning)
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. (Meaning)
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Eventually within the next quarter of a century, the nostalgia cycles will be so close together that people will not be able to take a step without being nostalgic for the one they just took. At that point, everything stops. Death by Nostalgia.
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. (Quote Meaning)
Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
"Watch out where the Huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow"
It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret. (Meaning)
It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not. (Quote Meaning)
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. (Meaning)
Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
In every language, the first word after "Mama!" that every kid learns to say is "Mine!" A system that doesn't allow ownership, that doesn't allow you to say "Mine!" when you grow up, has - to put in mildly - a fatal design flaw.
The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.
Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods. (Quote Meaning)
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. (Meaning)
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. (Quote Meaning)
lf you’re going to deal with reality, you’re going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to you as an individual. If you wanna grow up, which most people don’t, the thing to do is take responsibility for your own reality and deal with it on your own terms. Don’t expect that because you pay some money to somebody else or take a pledge or join a club or run down the street or wear a special bunch of clothes or play a certain sport or even drink Perrier water, it’s going to take care of everything for you.
Let’s be realistic about this, the guitar can be the single most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. That’s why I like it. The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar: now that’s my idea of a good time.
You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.
As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're gonna be alright. But if you go beyond that then you're gonna have these grave doubts that give you stomach problems, headachesmake you want to go out and do something else. So, I believe that schools mechanically and very specifically try and breed out any hint of creative thought in the kids that are coming out.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff...Basically what people want to hear is: I love you, you love me, the leaves turn brown, they fell off the trees, the wind is blowing, it got cold, you went away, my heart broke, you came back, and my heart was okay...Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear. Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them on the ass...If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.
We live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in terms of reliance on governing functions. Most people don’t want to come to terms with that. It’s been proven over and over again that the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, but most people don’t like to look at naked emperors. In the process of turning around to avert their eyes, they saw the discotheques and a few other things and latched onto them.
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
To me absurdity is the only reality
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.
I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.
The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.
I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
Don't eat the yellow snow.
You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk. (Meaning)
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.
There is no hell. There is only France.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
Don't forget to vote.
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.
On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.
Art is making something out of nothing. (Quote Meaning)
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.
"Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes
America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we
have tolerated the last eight years?"
The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.
Who are the brain police?
You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow J on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.
Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion ?
A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.
Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
One and one is eleven.
I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.
A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
Music is always a commentary on society.
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.
Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. (Meaning)
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.
Jazz is the music of unemployment.
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.
There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business
If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap.
― Frank Zappa Quotes
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